Founding charter
A ministry with one portfolio: breakfast.
Ministry of Oats makes overnight oats, chia puddings, smoothie bowls and smoothies in Bengaluru, and takes them more seriously than is strictly necessary.
The charter, in three clauses
Why we exist.
Clause 1
Breakfast was being neglected.
The most important meal of the day had become a coffee and a promise. Someone had to take the portfolio.
Clause 2
Healthy should not mean boring.
Good ingredients, made fresh, with flavours people actually look forward to. Always healthy. Never boring. It is the law.
Clause 3
It should arrive where you are.
At home, at your desk, at your meetup. The Ministry goes to the citizen, not the other way round.
Offices of the Ministry · Bengaluru
Where we cook and deliver.
HSR Layout
On Swiggy and ZomatoKoramangala
On Swiggy and ZomatoIndiranagar
On Swiggy and ZomatoWhitefield
On Swiggy and Zomato
Ministers without names, by convention
Meet the Cabinet.
Minister of Overnight Affairs
Works nights. Results by morning.
Secretary of Smoothies
Wears the lab coat. Prints the reasoning on the label.
The Diplomoat
Handles offices and gatherings. Always carries a menu.
Minister of Chia
Small seeds. Large responsibilities.