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Circular No. 001 · Subject: Breakfast

Breakfast is now within our jurisdiction.

Overnight oats, chia puddings and smoothie bowls, made fresh in Bengaluru and taken very seriously. Always healthy. Never boring.

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The Senoate · motions passed this morning

Order today.

  • Overnight oats with granola, banana and almonds, laid out in stripes.Motion passed

    Overnight Oats

    Soaked for eight hours. We checked.

  • Chia pudding topped with apple, pomegranate, pumpkin seeds and banana.Seconded

    Chia Pudding

    Small seeds. Large responsibilities.

  • A mango smoothie bowl with blueberries and granola.Motion passed

    Smoothie Bowls

    A smoothie that decided to sit down.

  • A bowl of oats and granola beside two Ministry of Oats tubs.Fast-tracked

    Smoothies

    A smoothie bowl in a hurry.

Pick a kitchen, then Swiggy or Zomato. Two taps. We counted.
Standing orders · payments open in November

Or never decide breakfast again.

  • Bill No. 1 · build your own

    Private Member's Bill

    Draft your own breakfast. Pick the base, the toppings and the days. The Ministry passes it every morning.

    • Any item off the menu, any day
    • Swap or skip before the cut-off
    • Home or office delivery
    Draft my bill
  • Bill No. 2 · overnight oats

    Overnight Affairs

    Overnight oats on a standing order. Soaked while you sleep, at your door before you're fully awake.

    • A rotating flavour every morning
    • Pause whenever you like
    • Packs of 5 · 10 · 20
    Start the affair
  • Bill No. 3 · smoothies

    Smoothie Operator

    The morning smoothie, designed for you. Each blend has a job, and the reasoning is printed on the label.

    • Focus
    • Recovery
    • Glow
    • Gut
    • A 60-second profile picks your blend
    • What is in it, and why
    • Same delivery, same packs
    Find my blend
How it works (every plan)
  1. 1

    Register

    One account. One minute.

  2. 2

    Add a place

    Home or office. We match the nearest kitchen and show the cut-off.

  3. 3

    Pick tomorrow

    Choose, swap or skip before the cut-off.

  4. 4

    Receive

    Breakfast arrives. Paperwork does not.

Packs of 5 · 10 · 20 · ₹ TBCThe full procedure →
Publish your own menu

Feed your people. Publish the menu.

The Gazette of Menus · recently gazetted

No menus gazetted yet. The Cabinet is reviewing applications with its usual urgency.

All public menus →
Department of Recipes · 66 on record

One new recipe, every day. By decree.

Recipe of the day · 16 OctOvernight Oats · Mix

Apple Walnut

Classic pairing that works every time. The crunch of fresh apple with walnuts creates satisfying texture. Perfect for fall mornings, when you want something simple and nutritious, or when you're craving that apple-cinnamon flavor profile.

Make it
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A new recipe is issued every morning. Past decrees stay on file; future ones stay sealed.

Citizen submissions

Submit a recipe to the Cabinet.

Your recipes live on your profile. Want the public to see one? Submit it to the Cabinet. If it passes review, it is published here with your name on it.

  1. 1 · Saved to your profile
  2. 2 · Submitted to the Cabinet
  3. 3 · Passed → published
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Citizen recipes are private by default, and public only after the Cabinet passes them.
It's oat-ficial

Register as a citizen.

One account for your orders, your places and, from November, your breakfast subscription.

Form O-2 · Requisition of breakfast

Where are you?

Step 1 · Pick a constituency
Step 2 · Proceed via

Pick a kitchen first. The apps need to know where breakfast is going.